Melanie has been awesome since she was born, so she's quite the expert on the subject. Never mind that everyone else has been doing the same thing. All that matters is that she is an expert. Melanie knows awesome.
It’s a running joke around here, in my house, that if there was a zombie apocolypse, we’d all be “poop” out of luck because we only have cd’s and ipods, no records. Anyone who’s seen Sean of the Dead knows one of the best ways to kill a zombie is with the second record you ever bought. Just fling it like a frisbee into the zombie’s head, and your brains are safe.
Well, my husband loves talking about this with all his friends, so I’ll use his suggestion. Get to a Home Depot or Lowes because there is a ton of stuff there you can use to fight them off and survive off of.
My friends and I have a very detailed written out plan, lol. It involves, guns, and weapons made from things around the house. We also have a preplanned meeting place where we will gather supplies and go to a secret location. I can’t tell you more incase your turned into a zombie and might remember this
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I would say the best way to kill zombies is to not believe in zombies just like it’s the best way to kill all imaginary creatures.
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I would love to win a gift card for Target. I was just in there this morning at a meeting in the Starbucks just inside Target. I would use it for a Christmas gift most likely right now.
I apparently, according to my friends, would have no idea what to do if attacked by zombies, but as far as I heard during the last scare, they won’t go in water, so one of my friends and I have already decided that in the case of a zombie apocalypse, her & I are going to be floating in the middle of her pool while sipping on margaritas and enjoying the show. lol.
ewwwww, just reading the comments is getting me grossed out. I can’t think of anything to add to all the above, for my own part, I’d just get away as fast as possible!
shoot them in the head, sever the brain cord.
i really have a zombie survival kit that i add to all the time. when it happens, we’re heading for the woods!
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My husband and I agreed that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, we will knock down the stairs up to our 3rd floor apartment. Zombies can’t climb up, but we can repel down! Mwhaha
the best way to fend off a zombie attack? to be prepared. I actually have an emergency zombie apocalypse plan that hangs in my bedroom that involves sharp knives, bundles of matches, and setting treadmills on the perimeter to prevent their nearing.
I have no clue how to kill a zombie besides aiming for the head, so I’d probably seek the help of some famous zombie killers like Woody Harrelson or call up George Romero for some advice!
I would make a big truck into a huge zombie killing machine and put flame throwers and machine guns on it and run um all down!!! Sounds like fun!!! Thanks for the chance and good luck every1!!!!
The best way to kill a zombie is by shooting them. To survive I would go on a boat in the ocean, like a cruise ship, make sure i have plenty of food. Im fairly sure zombies cannot survive in the ocean!! lol On a side note my nephews were just running around saying Im a zombie!
I would suggest the best way to kill zombies is by burning them, but I admit I haven’t done much research on the subject. That’s just an educated guess!
Stab them in the heart with a stake…humm no wait that is vampires! Throw Holy water on them!. . . crap thats vampires too! Let’s see… drag them into sunlight!! yea thats it sunlight!. . What? No? That’s vampires too? Well why are we still discussing this … RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A spear gun to the head. For one it’s quiet, and won’t draw attention to you from other zombies that might be around like a gun would, and 2 it can be used from a distance, unlike an axe or something, which might cause some of that zombie blood to splatter on you into an open wound, which *might* lead you to becoming a zombie. lol
I could go on for days about zombies. In an ideal situation, I’d have a gun…and know how to use it. Otherwise, I’d use anything I could for a weapon. And of course, “double tap.” Make sure they stay down. But I think the most simple thing is uh, don’t check to see if someone is okay if they are growling and have blood all over them. That’s usually everyone’s biggest mistake, haha.
Forget the guns…I would take a big bat with something sharp on the end. We had this discussion while watching The Walking Dead on Sunday
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I’d just sing to it. When I break out in song which I’m known to do, my grand-daughters dog takes off under the bed. Works everything he is pestering me. I have a feeling it would work on a Zombie too .
They had a zombie walk here and I believe they killed them with super soakers…but I have my LP’s so I could fling em. I have the 2nd one I ever bought still Peter Frampton…. it will come in use again!
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Head to my husband’s submarine! They’re ALWAYS fantasizing about a zombie apocalypse because they have so many guns. They can always head out to sea for a super long time too.
I asked my kids and they say to shoot there heads off would kill them
My best survival technique is to find a tank and just start mowing them down.
It’s a running joke around here, in my house, that if there was a zombie apocolypse, we’d all be “poop” out of luck because we only have cd’s and ipods, no records. Anyone who’s seen Sean of the Dead knows one of the best ways to kill a zombie is with the second record you ever bought. Just fling it like a frisbee into the zombie’s head, and your brains are safe.
Thanks for this amazing giveaway – I would love to win! I think the best way to kill zombies is a flame-shooting machine gun!
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Well, my husband loves talking about this with all his friends, so I’ll use his suggestion. Get to a Home Depot or Lowes because there is a ton of stuff there you can use to fight them off and survive off of.
a gun…
My friends and I have a very detailed written out plan, lol. It involves, guns, and weapons made from things around the house. We also have a preplanned meeting place where we will gather supplies and go to a secret location. I can’t tell you more incase your turned into a zombie and might remember this
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I would just make friends with all of the zombies – then no one has to die!
I think the best way to kill a zombie is with some sort of flame-thrower for sure!
I’d have to rewatch Zombieland to bone up but I’d totally follow the rules laid out there. The rules seem like a good plan to me.
My kids said you get a big knife!
I say “kill” them with kindness! lol
well, as my hubs and I are zombie afficionados…lol- you’d need a:gun or b:some sort of weapon like an arrow, ax, etc to sever the spinal cord…..
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i guess you could just mow them over with a big tractor..
Just asked my 5 year old he said – “I would stab a zombie in the face then in the legs”
From DD- pretend dead.
drown them?
Pray
Shoot them in the head! No gun? Bash them in the head!
I guess you could chop off their heads, but that would get messy. Maybe we could put them in a rocket and send them all to Mars.
I guess you get in your car and run them over? I hope to never find out! Thanks for the great giveaway!
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The best way to kill zombies is “AVADA KEDAVRA!” (killing curse from Harry Potter) :]
I had to google it and found this:
Knives and other stabbing weapons, aim for the brain, you could get to it through the eyes, the nose or the mouth or even the ears.
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A flame gun would work or launch a flame bomb.
Hmmm…Zombie Apocolypse. My hubby and I actually discussed this the other day. I’m thinking LOTS and LOTS of guns and ammunition. And Twinkies.
my nephew said hit em in the head and kick em in the crotch! LOL!!
Zombie’s are best killed with my 4 year old’s super zappa ray gun! : )
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Catch them on fir and burn them to ashes.
Obviously water guns are the best way to kill zombies. Little known fact – they melt!
I would say the best way to kill zombies is to not believe in zombies just like it’s the best way to kill all imaginary creatures.
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best way to kill zombies is to make them audition on X-Factor!
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Hop on your bike and ride as fast as you can.
My husband has the rankest farts! I would just feed him broccoli and have him walk around town farting! That would kill them all for sure
Thanks for the great giveaway
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I think you are supposed to shoot em in the head.
My dog Kobe will keep me safe from the Zombies lol.
I would love to win a gift card for Target. I was just in there this morning at a meeting in the Starbucks just inside Target. I would use it for a Christmas gift most likely right now.
I think burning zombies would be the most effective way to kill them… make them ashes!
I’d pray as well
My husband says shoot them in the head… I say RUN!!!!
I’m from the south so I’m a shotgun ‘kinda girl, I think that would be the safest way to kill zombies
I don’t stop to kill zombies, I just run like heck!
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throw water on them.
douse them w/bleach and run
I don’t have any plans in case of a zombie attack!
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I apparently, according to my friends, would have no idea what to do if attacked by zombies, but as far as I heard during the last scare, they won’t go in water, so one of my friends and I have already decided that in the case of a zombie apocalypse, her & I are going to be floating in the middle of her pool while sipping on margaritas and enjoying the show. lol.
We have a Home Depot down the road so if we could make it there we could really come up with some weapons! Otherwise it will be slingshots and leggos!
i hadn’t even worried about zombies until now. I guess I’ll feed them my cooking. LOL
zombies..lol…well hmmm…I will hand them my kids… just teasing.
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first I’d pray but if they don’t go away then I’d shoot them… but most likely i’d hide in the basement or underground with my survival food supply..
I really don’t know about the zoobie thing.lol i think its funny people actually think of this a survival thing but i guess its all in fun I HOPE lol
I think the best way to get Zombies is to lay down & play dead, and when they walk by you, trip them at their ankles…
To survive a Zombie apocalypse I would avoid windows, carry a gun and flame thrower
a nice clean shot right between the eyeballs
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ewwwww, just reading the comments is getting me grossed out.
I can’t think of anything to add to all the above, for my own part, I’d just get away as fast as possible!
Chop their heads off? Otherwise, I’d go hide in the mountains.
Ice picks
My oldest son is out zombie expert (LOL) but he recommends a cricket bat.
I always thought shotguns were the accepted best way to kill zombies…
I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF SUCCESS WITH DIRECT SHOTS TO THE HEAD IN ZOMBIE MOVIES SO THERE YA GO…
Wake up from your dream. Zombies are not real
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I would use whatever yard tools we have in the garage….pitch fork?
I’m a big fan of the movie Zombieland which is filled with great tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse. My favorite would have to be the Double Tap!
Ummmm….run faster than the zombies.
Best way to kill zombies…serve them my husbands cooking.
Thanks so much
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I would shoot them in the head!
It seems they tend to move slow, so I would get in my car and get away fast!
ride fast on your bike!
Zombies move pretty slow, so I’d run like heck!
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Guns or fire. Thanks for the giveaway!
get out of there…if zombies are around, you shouldn’t be.
The best way I know how to kill zombies is to use a flamethrower.
In case of zombies, I know where I can get the fire to make sure they don’t get up from the ground again.
I would use a flame thrower of course!
The best way to kill Zombies is to shoot them in the head, or otherwise remove the head ヅ *Thanks* for the giveaway!
Zombies? Shoot them in the head…I wouldn’t want to get much closer than that to a zombie! Yikes!
If my kids have taught me right, you have to lob thier heads off ;0.
Does garlic work? Oh, no, that’s vampires. Ok, get the vampires after the zombies and then get the vampires with garlic. Easy!
shoot them in the head, sever the brain cord.
i really have a zombie survival kit that i add to all the time. when it happens, we’re heading for the woods!
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My husband and I agreed that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, we will knock down the stairs up to our 3rd floor apartment. Zombies can’t climb up, but we can repel down! Mwhaha
Use a flamethrower!
Take off the zombie head, best way to stop them
I would have to say fire or beheading. lol Thank you!
My survival technique is to run as fast as my legs will carry me and hide! hehehe
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maybe a taser??
not really worried about zombies. but I suppose they will be kneeled down like everybody when Jesus returns to take us home.
A squirt gun filled with some heavy duty slime?
the best way to fend off a zombie attack? to be prepared. I actually have an emergency zombie apocalypse plan that hangs in my bedroom that involves sharp knives, bundles of matches, and setting treadmills on the perimeter to prevent their nearing.
My plan of action would be to RUN! But if I had to guess, I would say chopping off their heads would be the best way to kill them.
I’m going to bury myself (with a straw to breath) and hope they don’t find me!
Shoot them in the head and decapitate.
The best way to kill Zombies is to shoot them in the head and set them on fire.
Some kind of a deadly gas where they’re “poofed”.
Thank you.
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crush them with a giant rock!
run them over, torch them
I think blowing zombies up with dynamite would work pretty well.
I’m thinking a flame thrower would do it. Or Habanero peppers. Same thing.
I think burning zombies would be the most effective way
My survival technique would be to run and hide and then I would try to throw a bomb at them and blow them up.
hahahaha! I say whack in the head and cut the heads off
The best way to kill zombies is to shoot them first and then dismember parts
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I’m not sure, but if I meet one, I want to be dressed well!
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I plan to blow their brains out!!!
I have no clue how to kill a zombie besides aiming for the head, so I’d probably seek the help of some famous zombie killers like Woody Harrelson or call up George Romero for some advice!
My son said shoot them in the heart or cut thee heads off.
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The best way to kill Zombies is by bombing them like roaches.
Tbe best way to kill Zombies would be to cut off their heads so they can’t eat your BRAINS!!
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I would make a big truck into a huge zombie killing machine and put flame throwers and machine guns on it and run um all down!!! Sounds like fun!!! Thanks for the chance and good luck every1!!!!
i always kill with kindness
Big guns would be my choice – I don’t want to get anywhere near a zombie’s reach! 0.o
The best way to kill a zombie is by shooting them. To survive I would go on a boat in the ocean, like a cruise ship, make sure i have plenty of food. Im fairly sure zombies cannot survive in the ocean!! lol On a side note my nephews were just running around saying Im a zombie!
Chop for their heads and shot them until they die!
Watch the movie Zombieland and you will get all the info you will need about killing/escaping Zombies!
My mother in law is seriously terrified of zombies, so she went out an bought an AK-47. My survival technique would be to stand behind her, lol.
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I’d go with a crossbow – quiet enough that it does not attract more zombies
Fire
I would suggest the best way to kill zombies is by burning them, but I admit I haven’t done much research on the subject. That’s just an educated guess!
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I’ll have to play resident evil and get back to you.
Acid Gun
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A double barrel shotgun should do it
Stab them in the heart with a stake…humm no wait that is vampires! Throw Holy water on them!. . . crap thats vampires too! Let’s see… drag them into sunlight!! yea thats it sunlight!. . What? No? That’s vampires too? Well why are we still discussing this … RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A spear gun to the head. For one it’s quiet, and won’t draw attention to you from other zombies that might be around like a gun would, and 2 it can be used from a distance, unlike an axe or something, which might cause some of that zombie blood to splatter on you into an open wound, which *might* lead you to becoming a zombie. lol
First you need to run faster than your friends and if that doesn’t work use a gun.
Keep the zombies at bay by feeding them all the brains of stupid people. Since they aren’t really working right anyway. LOL!
I would dress up like a Zombie and join them!
I prefer to use my invisibility cloak so they can’t see me.
There are only two ways to kill a zombie: Destroy the brain (headshot, etc) or severing the cervical spine (beheading).
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Flamethrowers sound good that way you could put some distance between the zombies and you and still get them.
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I could go on for days about zombies. In an ideal situation, I’d have a gun…and know how to use it. Otherwise, I’d use anything I could for a weapon. And of course, “double tap.” Make sure they stay down. But I think the most simple thing is uh, don’t check to see if someone is okay if they are growling and have blood all over them. That’s usually everyone’s biggest mistake, haha.
I’ll get Zombie Max 12ga. 00 buck shotgun shells and move ‘em down…
(No, really, Hornady really makes this ammo)
Then there’s cardio, cardio, cardio… The best way to survive is cardio…
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I would have to say laxatives in their water!!
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I would say with laser pointers!!! LOL
I have no opinion on zombie killing. I leave that to the experts.
Forget the guns…I would take a big bat with something sharp on the end. We had this discussion while watching The Walking Dead on Sunday
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I’d just sing to it. When I break out in song which I’m known to do, my grand-daughters dog takes off under the bed. Works everything he is pestering me. I have a feeling it would work on a Zombie too
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They had a zombie walk here and I believe they killed them with super soakers…but I have my LP’s so I could fling em. I have the 2nd one I ever bought still Peter Frampton…. it will come in use again!
Bash their heads in.
Run fast and trip the person next to you
I HATE zombies they are the worst monsters!!! I would shot their heads off and do anything I could to destroy them!
Fight the zombies by putting them in the dungeon for life says my son.
Im thinking the best way to fend of zoombies is to shoot them with flames! or fire bombs… lol, i dunno!
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Well, the only weapons I have in the house is a knife and some mace, so I hope those would work if my home was ever invaded by zombies lol.
My kids said a gun would do the trick. Thanks so much for the fantastic giveaway!
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I’m a fraidy cat so my zombie survival technique would be to hige under my bed
I think the chainsaw is best! hah
I was thinking about this earlier and came to the conclusion that I would freak out and get ate.
shoot them in the head.
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I don’t know how to kill zombies
Double shot to the head. Or so thats what my husband says:)
I do not have any survival techniques but my son does so I will just stick with him lol
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Set them on fire!!
Haha….how about take them along double coupon shopping. That would do about anybody in. LOL
The best way to kill Zombies is to make them watch The Waltons over and over again. They HATE that show and will die.
shoot them in the head
My zombie obsessed teenager says to go out in the ocean with a boat b/c zombies can’t swim!
shoot them in the head
I think the best way to kill zombies is to leave them out in the sun. wgbc1446[at]yahoo[dot]com
Run over them with our truck
Best way to kill them is to put them in the bedroom with my daughter after she has eaten some burritos.
zombies are dead so you can’t kill them
i watch dexter on showtime so i would say chop them up in pieces they cant chase you when they are in a hefty bag
lol
The best way is to blow them up with a bazooka gun
I would say burn them with fire! thank you for the great giveaway!
I would be in big trouble because I have absolutely no idea!!!
Head to my husband’s submarine! They’re ALWAYS fantasizing about a zombie apocalypse because they have so many guns. They can always head out to sea for a super long time too.
I’d never kill a zombie lest I suffer the wrath of the National Association for the Advancement of the Undead (NAAU)
shoot them with flaming arrows
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feeding my dog chili and it constantly farting at em.. would kill em dead… trust me!!!
I can’t say I’m completely prepared for the Zombie apocalypse but I’d use a very sharp sword and just chop them in half.
I have a child who runs around finding and putting zombies in ‘jail’ all of the time. I’d just put him on the case.
my tools in my garage
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Cut off their heads or otherwise destroy the brain
feeding them anything I cook
The best way is to leave all the lights on.
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The best way to kill zombies by far is records. As in Shawn of the Dead style.
I’m not a violent person but if there were zombies I’d prefer to blow them up so it’s over as quickly as possible
Double TAP.
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I would make a freeze-ray like in Despicable Me and freeze all of the zombies!
head shots are the best way to kill zombies
You use a flame thrower.
A good dose of bleach!
kill zombies is to burn them ty.
Chop their heads off so invest in really good machetes!
I am going to follow the steps and rules of the movie Zombieland!
An arrow to the brain.. just like in the Walking Dead show
Maybe with a blow torch?
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With guitar picks.
Thanks for the contest.
Thanks for the giveaway…chopsticks through the eyes, baseball bat, or saw-off shotgun, loaded for zombie.
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zap them with a laser beam
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Thanks for the great contest!